Friday, November 20, 2009

Metro ride

One thing interesting about working at odd hours is that you've got to ride metro with odd people instead of stone faced morning commuters.

Today, Friday night 11pm, I overheard the conversation between a girl and a guy, looking like two late night bar hopping teenagers.

Girl: You are a nice guy.

Guy: No, I'm an A-sshole.

Girl: No, you are not. You are nice to E-verybody.

Guy: I'm only nice to you.

Girl: You are nice to me. And you are nice to A-ll my friends.

Guy: You mean XXX? She's such a slut.

Girl: She's not. She's just loud and obnoxious.

Guy: She's a bitch.

Girl: She's my best friend since 7th grade. You know what, she does gymnastics.

Guy: No way. She weighs like, a half TON. She could lost 100 pounds.

Girl: Noooo, may be 20 pounds.

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